Name: Fascinator
Duration: P00H02M20S
Description: In the summer I worked as a bartender in a wedding reception. Fascinators are the funny head dress things some of the female guests wear.

Fascinator

from Live from the Gin Dungeon by Thee Cuss Words

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In the summer I worked as a bartender in a wedding reception. Fascinators are the funny head dress things some of the female guests wear.

lyrics

Be on your best behaviour
You're at your best friend's wedding
Dream of kissing the bridesmaids on
their pretty pretty necks

Fascinators and celebrators
and tequila and champagne
and happy couples and homewreckers
and broken glasses and fulfilled hearts

Act like you're in a court hearing
for the best man's speech
Laugh at his sexist jokes
and heckle innappropriately

Fascinators and celebrators
and tequila and champagne
and happy couples and homewreckers
and broken glasses and fulfilled hearts

then you get home. and. you. act. like. the.
cobra. and. mongoose you always were

Keep this civil partnership
Civilised please
I'm just a bartender
I can't serve you at 12.03

They're liqoured up
and in love

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from Live from the Gin Dungeon, released October 30, 2010
Tom drums
Charlie guitars and sings

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Thee Cuss Words Kent, UK

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